football. no, the other one.
just got home from seeing my first ’soccer’ match and it was actually way better than i expected. i didn’t get bored around 70 minutes in and start trying to see which of the players was hottest. i was disappointed that it didn’t smell like the footie matches of my youth; all aftershave, deep heat and bad burgers and onions. but once i got over that, it was all fine. offensive chanting, penalties, beer… check, check and check!
it reminded me that i promised to link this for a friend…